People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
by BumEgg July 25, 2023
the reply to a friend saying something emotional.
OR
sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.
bare = really, extremely
emosh = emotional
OR
sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.
bare = really, extremely
emosh = emotional
-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'
-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'
-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'
-'bare emosh'
-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'
-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'
by raycrazy111 February 29, 2012
It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare
by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020
hvis du er en adem er du typen der sutter din vens pik og spørg ham efter hvad han laver du er så dum du har finger på fødrene og tær på hænderne en kylling uden hovede er klogerer end dig din adem
by gokamokellerjegsutterdincock February 8, 2023
by Roma Santa September 9, 2021
by Slacktastic76 December 7, 2009