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Backseat Vacuuming

Make sure to vacuum thoroughly
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”
by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021
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Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job
Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn
by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021
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Backseat Adventures

when you and your s/o go to the backseat to fuck
Boy 1: “Yeah me and Stacy had some backseat adventures last night if yk what I mean
by ticklethepickle09 November 28, 2021
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backseat gelato

Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".
"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"

"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
by Saeryf January 19, 2022
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backstabber

Someone that would befriend your worst enemy just to get their face on a stupid fucking billboard, then try to come back claiming to be your ally.
The backstabber wasn't quite the ally or friend that she said she was, if ever you did think she was a friend of yours.
by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022
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Backstretch Battles

A series of straight-line racing games on the platform Roblox where drivers try to survive and crash eachother out with a battered history of toxic users.

One of the recent games, Backstretch Battles: Remastered was temporarily shut down over legal issues with the community Stunod Racing due to it's usage of copyrighted artwork from the site.
I can't even play Backstretch Battles anymore, man. The drivers are so fucking bad at doing anything.
by DerpyChilisEmployee December 13, 2021
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Backseat Boyfriend

Someone waiting for you to dump your shitty boyfriend so they can treat you better
Ryan has been such an awful partner lately, I think you need a backseat boyfriend
by Caytain January 6, 2022
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