awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.

"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."

by kevin snyder January 18, 2008

awkward tent

When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.

I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.

by Sun-shine June 21, 2007

Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013

Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

by AwkJoa March 16, 2012

Awkward Excitement

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

by LoannahForever January 12, 2011

Awkward Flylence

The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.

*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*

Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)

*Long Awkward Flylence*

Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"

by phytu14ihf June 21, 2009