Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

by M Smoov July 3, 2009

YouTube Asians

a term used for the vast amount of YouTubers that are of Asian descent. Usually, they are quite skilled in one area of expertise and will make you feel like shit for not being as skilled. Asians usually do that. These ones just make videos. Notable specimens: Ryan Higa, Michelle Phan, Victor Kim, Jason Chen, Mychonny, Bubzbeauty.

Kid: "Woah, how did you get holograms on your nails?"
Me: "YouTube Asians."
Kid: "wut......"

by Denaliii December 27, 2011

asian fireball

A young asian female who aggressively pursues sex from individuals she's attracted to. The asian fireball is usually described as petite, sexy, wild, and firery. Girls who embody this persona are typically scorned by other females due to the fireball's urge to put her sexual desires above anything else, which often leads her to having sex with guys already in relationships.

That Kimmy is so good in bed, she's a little asian fireball.

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

asian-time

to be an hour late from the stated time of arrival

The guys came on asian-time to the movies, so we missed it.

by Steve Lui August 22, 2003

naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.

see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian

by spicybuddha April 23, 2010

asian madness

Really good weed or marijuana

Pass me some of that Asian Madness.

Damn, Asian Madnes is the shit.

by Supercharged Spider October 7, 2013

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014