by lonelygal November 12, 2018
The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.
by ticktokk March 13, 2014
Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus
by Mikaylass July 22, 2021
by dankest of teh dank February 06, 2015
Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
by KingFett September 26, 2014
When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!
by Mister Mustache June 08, 2021
Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.
by Lewes Kram December 28, 2012