The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Coconut

Racial slur used to describe an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person who, either has black or brown skin, or who identifies as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person in Australia; who acts assimilated and as if they have forgotten their traditional cultural heritage. Referring to dark outside and white on the inside.

Jeez that Jacinta is such a coconut, she might look like a blackfulla, but inside she is all white.

by WhoLooksStupidNow October 2, 2020

coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.

I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.

by ashfree November 25, 2021

Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.

-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.

by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017