The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Space junky alien bitties

A person who does illegal space drugs asf and titty fucks a alien

Something u made up in space

SPACE JUNKY ALIEN BITTIES ARE GREATYTTT

by Exutybutinglizantion November 23, 2021

alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

bomb alien

When an alien throws a bomb it go boom boom bang bang.

hello i am a bomb alien

by CyclicWarrior12 May 24, 2021

Alien

The one that stands isolated from all changes and will remain indifferent like Gods, but lack their power to which they are compensated with their unique nature of True freedom. Aliens are often easily susceptible to madness due to their lives being in the state of monotony and their radical attempts to pursue happiness. Aliens also tend to either be highly emotional due to seeking pleasures of the body, or are purely knowledge seeking scholars that seek the pleasures of souls.

The Dreaming Alien watches people prance around as fulfil their lives with emotions. After all, If life is but a dream, why so serious?

by Dreaming Alien April 28, 2022