alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

alien bus

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.

Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.

by Deffochap November 11, 2022

alien sunset

when a girl gives birth on your face

Did you hear about Jessica last week?? Apparently she did an alien sunset on Josh.

by lil_swagger07 January 14, 2018

alien ant farm

or, 'ant farm adventure,' is an alternate term for a videogame in the 'Metroidvania' genre.

I checked my map and realized I was in an alien ant farm.

by siIIybiIIy February 2, 2022

Alien

The one that stands isolated from all changes and will remain indifferent like Gods, but lack their power to which they are compensated with their unique nature of True freedom. Aliens are often easily susceptible to madness due to their lives being in the state of monotony and their radical attempts to pursue happiness. Aliens also tend to either be highly emotional due to seeking pleasures of the body, or are purely knowledge seeking scholars that seek the pleasures of souls.

The Dreaming Alien watches people prance around as fulfil their lives with emotions. After all, If life is but a dream, why so serious?

by Dreaming Alien April 28, 2022

Alienism

When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens

I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.

by Charchee May 30, 2018