alchulus

The intricate mathematical process of deciding which booze yields the best dollar per buzz ratio.

I spent hours using alchulus to figure out which vodka was best for my budget.

by mastertriple April 14, 2014

Alec Brown

A knob that has a bit of shit on the end

'OMG, you have an Alec Brown

by Snoop Dong May 6, 2014

Alchotrollop

An Alchotrollop is another word for an alcoholic. An alchotrollop only cares about where it's next drink is coming from. It doesn't care about anything else or anybody else. It will tell lots of lies and steal from anybody to get more alcohol. It usually stinks as it is covered in it's own piss and shit. It's habitat will resemble a hovel with numerous beer bottles and cans discarded across the floor.

That girl is an alchotrollop!!

by stormynite May 26, 2014

alec & yena

probably the best pair you could ever meet. they are the perfect balance for each other in just about anything and fill each others gaps. at first, he never thought that he'd be able to tell her how beautiful she was. but now that he can, he'll make sure she never forgets. 11/20 -

oml alec & yena are too frikin cute together.

by cheese itz January 30, 2016

Alchorithm

A process or set of rules to be followed in order to decide whether another drink is applicable.
The alcholrithm can only be used by those that are drunk.

David "Shall we have another drink"
Pete "I don't know"
Dave & Pete "Run the Alchorithm"

by deltapapauk April 3, 2016

Alchowhore

When someone is willing to do just about anything for free alcohol.

Hey Han, if you eat this box of raw pasta I'll give you a handle of fireball.

Han (alchowhore): where's the pasta?

by Octoval Panda May 14, 2016

alec hardy

He is a very cool, sad and heartbreaking character in the bbc crime series broadchurch....I mean he's the main character :) played brilliantly by David Tennant (also known as teninch) alias the Tenth Doctor. He is a detective, broken by an unsolved case and a totally cute ass :)
He is friends with miller (I ship it) who is his companion in crime ;)

Alec Hardy , worst detective in Britain.
Miller, worst wife on earth.
I ship it :)

by doctorshair sherlocksbutt December 4, 2016