fucking idiot

Someone who has not sufficiently assessed a situation and takes actions with the effect of putting themselves or others at significant risk of grave physical harm or death.
Jaime Lannister: *Charges towards a dragon.*
Tyrion Lannister: "You fucking idiot!"
by Captain Sid August 13, 2017
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Canadian Idiot

The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)
Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"
by Megan ß. November 25, 2008
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Idiot Cocktail

(n) when two or more idiots or idiotic things are combined, shaken, and presented for consumption resulting in increased feelings of stabbiness and rage.
While watching TV last night, an interview with a certain dim-witted female politician from Alaska was directly followed by a beer commercial featuring a "suave redneck", I felt like I had just had an idiot cocktail and had to restrain myself from going on a rampage.
by Bizzymama October 01, 2011
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Pissing Idiot

To be worse than an Idiot but a nicer way of saying Absolute Dickhead
Yo that guy over there is a pissing idiot
I hate that guy
by BIGCHAZZA December 19, 2019
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royal idiot

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.
"that guy is a royal idiot."
by wiggensnorf December 24, 2008
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Idiot Radiation

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)

Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.

Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.

Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’

The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
Dude, must be Idiot Radiation.
by flashwildecard January 01, 2011
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blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.
god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!
by notquitecoolyet89 April 02, 2011
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