They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
by Chickaclika August 25, 2019
Get the Darcie and Jessemug. two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.
by p0lar March 24, 2019
Get the Jesse and Carlosmug. The definitive man. He is a genius, hilarious, eternal, he likes My Little Pony and wrestling. He is an inspiration for all of us. I sure hope the he reads this some day.
by SexWithTheYoung November 15, 2017
Get the Endless Jessmug. by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020
Get the MTV Jessemug. Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019
Get the Jesse Ningermanmug. Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
Get the A Jess Storymug. by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010
Get the jess dollmug.