David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.

Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.

david is fake.

by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 8, 2018

David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.

Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite

by Unknown_object October 22, 2018

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019