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Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016
mugGet the Ham walletingmug.

Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".
"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"
by Hawhe October 27, 2023
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Ham Pancake

by Brian96 August 21, 2022
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ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.
I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol
by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015
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Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009
mugGet the Kosher Hammug.

Sloppin’ Ham

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
mugGet the Sloppin’ Hammug.

Neela ham

by Damshunds April 9, 2019
mugGet the Neela hammug.

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