Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.

Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022

Carson

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger

Carson why is there orange semon on sophie

by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.

Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay

by Kkoofy March 13, 2020