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YouTube Racist

#1: A white person who pretends to hate black people in 90% of his/her YouTube comments. Has at least 20 black friends, 5 of which would be on his/her cell phone's contact list. Usually is mad because he was bullied by a black kid sometime recently.

#2: A black person who calls whites "devils" in all of his/her YouTube comments. Usually sticks to Malcolm X videos, completely ignoring the fact that Malcolm renounced all of his racist views shortly before his death.

#3: An Asian who argues for Asian superiority in his/her YouTube comments. He/she has never touched a member of the opposite sex before.

#4: A Hispanic who hates blacks in his/her comments. He/she usually has at least 10 rap videos by black rappers as favorites.
YouTube Racists in their prime:

#1: KKKWhitePower wrote: "go bck 2 afrika. now shut up while i call my best friend, marcus johnson"

#2: LouisFarrakhanisdaShizz wrote: "LOLOL u fuckin whites are devils. STFU. now let me watch my pre-hajj malcolm x vids without u commenting on them"

#3: AZN wrote: "AZN PRIDE. ALL OTHER RACES ARE STUPID. lmao wtf is a girl stupid bitch"

#4: Holmes328492 wrote: "FUCK UR BLACK ASS. i'm gonna go watch "A Milli" by Lil Wayne 4 times now"
by BlackTokyo May 3, 2009
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YouTube Vortex

The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...
"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."

youtube loop
by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010
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youtube metalhead

People with a theoretical knowledge of Metal they really like to show to everyone that exceeds knowing simple facts, for example that screamo isn"t a genre, but only how scene people call genres like Hardcore, Metalcore, Melodic Death Metal,...., by far, but no idea what being a metalhead means. Some of them haven"t been to a concert in their entire life. They normally have nothing better to do than sitting in front of their computers all day long, watching youtube videos and, by commenting, defending their selection of favourite bands as "the only real Metal" against others and attacking their selections as "not Metal at all", or searching for probably not useful, but scientifically correct genre names. They normally attack people with different opinions personally
(comments under a Messhuggah video)
real metalhead: awesome song! Especially live!!!!!
youtube metalhead 1: nice Progressive Metal
youtube metalhead 2: you retard, are you deaf or what? That"s nowhere near Progressive Metal, it"s Experimental Death Metal!
youtube metalhead 3: you idiot, you"re too stupid for listening! That has no Death Metal elements!!! It"s Technical Post Thrash Metal!!!!!
by theFIST October 20, 2010
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YouTubed

The process by which you intend to go onto youtube to look up and watch one or two videos but you end up following the links for hours and hours. You may start off on clips from American Pie and wind up on extreme cage fighting. Or you could be looking up the winter x-games and finish on competetive pingpong 2 hours later.
I'm sorry baby I meant to call you 2 hours ago but I got "YouTubed"
by R Herlan February 18, 2009
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The Great YouTubers War

The Great Youtubers War is a raging battle on the great platform of YouTube. Our lord and savior Pewdiepie with his 9 year old army, along with his faithful followers Mr beast, Granday, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Justin Roberts, Flyingkitty battling against the evil corporate machine called T-series with their army of mindless Sub-bots. Please, do the platform a favor and SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.
Me : "We're winning The Great YouTubers War."
by Tomatotato1424 February 11, 2019
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Youtube Diving

A term that refers to the process of getting on Youtube and finding yourself falling into an endless circle of video watchin. The process is caused by seeing an interesting video title on the side under the "More From" tab. Resulting in an rediculous amount of time spent on Youtube watching pointless vidoes, when you could be doing something useful with your time.
Man 1- "So last night I went to watch a WKUK video and ended up watching everyone of their videos, and then some, I spent 4 hours straight on Youtube."

Man 2- "Wow, that sounds like an intense night of Youtube Diving."
by XxUrbanGodxX February 26, 2010
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Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.
I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.
by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010
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