Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up
NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up
NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
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John: What was Rohandra doing at the movies when he said he had COVID?
Tabitha: Dunno, sounds like a Stinky Wooli.
John: Where's the bread? I could've sworn I had 2 pieces left.
Tabitha: Wooli!!!
Tabitha: Dunno, sounds like a Stinky Wooli.
John: Where's the bread? I could've sworn I had 2 pieces left.
Tabitha: Wooli!!!
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Get the ollie wooldridge mug.When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.
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