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Woolite Dark

Only the best laundry detergent (beverage) ever

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Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up

NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
by TTV.Qweef October 8, 2019
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Wooli

Wooli is term that bites off the hit series "Rick and Morty" in particular to the word "squanch". It is a modern adaptation of saying meaningless things that pertain to the emotion and "squanch" behind them. It was derived from 2 brain cells playing patty cake deep in the caves of California's salt mines.
John: What was Rohandra doing at the movies when he said he had COVID?

Tabitha: Dunno, sounds like a Stinky Wooli.

John: Where's the bread? I could've sworn I had 2 pieces left.

Tabitha: Wooli!!!
by J Baronitus loves gay porn February 1, 2022
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Woolly Camel

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ollie wooldridge

The best looking person anybody could find way better than Luke, Owen, Michael and joe
by Better than Luke December 5, 2021
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woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.
My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.
by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006
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wools

wools is like the greatest. The best. Sick.
The dude is wools! That cat is so cool, he's a wools.
by Jim the fat cat May 5, 2006
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woolnuts

For those who don't relish the word dingleberries, here's a "cute" alternative.
Woolnuts a.k.a. dingleberries? No matter how you try to slice these ornaments with your teeth, you're in for a treat!
by Black & White March 6, 2004
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