Whale gang

People with massive pps and are super good and cool they also prefer whales over turtles because whales are amazing and whale gang members always have each other’s back

Yo Man U part of the whale gang

by Whale gang March 22, 2020

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe

Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro

by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016

whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.

I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.

by BadLarry September 19, 2016

Whale Goth

A very fat and obese goth that prawls around town at night looking for young girls to eat and cast spells on.

That whale goth sure looks hungry, we better hide or find a mandy to protect us.

by alittlefish May 17, 2012

Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.

"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"

by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011

Cig Whale

A Big Homie Crip

“He’s the Cig Whale of his set”

by EyeKnowEverything November 23, 2021