walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.

"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."

by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009

walk the husky

The act of playing with another man's (usually) hairy genital region, specifically the penis.

Man, Ray-Ray just asked me to walk the husky again. He needs a boyfriend.

by Tron Five August 28, 2006

crab walk

After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.

Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.

by Kewy June 28, 2005

sexy walk

A dance that mostly girls do where you move each leg up one at a time. Before you move your legs hit your knees together. Repeat this and go faster when thou get the hang of it. As a challenge you can try going lower and lower.

Girl, do you know how to do that sexy walk?

by cutiepatutie102 April 5, 2015

Molly walked

Getting absolutely destroyed/ destroying something/ someone in a fight often with one punch.

Some girl tried to fight me, so I molly walked her.

by quietboyinthebak March 1, 2021

Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Walking Ad

Someone who wears a shirt, cap, or shoes that have a large logo on it to promote their clothing.

Most walking ads are nike checks

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004