Social Media White Washer

Person in a company responsible for neutralizing complaints about the company on the internet and social media.

Companies who treat their employees and customers like shit need a Social Media White Washer to respond to all of the complaints online.

Unhappy employees will bitch about the company on Glassdoor, Indeed, etc. Unhappy customers will bitch about the company on Facebook, Yelp, Google Maps, etc.

A good Social Media White Washer can effectively erase these complaints with clever prose that confuses the reader and deflects attention elsewhere.

Whenever you see a company making heavy use of a Social Media White Washer in online reviews, you can rest assured that the company is shit.

by Spackly Jones March 31, 2026

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025