The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.

Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.

by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023

dr. walker

A Dr. Walker is a smokey and spicey cocktail made with a mix of Johnny walker red and Dr. Pepper. I know because I coined it after mixing it and drinking it and falling in love with it.

Hey Barkeep, how about a Dr. Walker on the rocks? Heavy on the walk.

by .radar May 7, 2016

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008

day walkers

People with red hair, but do not have freckles or light skin pigment, also known as non-gingers. Coined by South Park in the 9th season.

Lucille Ball and Kyle from South Park are day walkers.

by Ron Farber November 13, 2005

Wacked off

A slang for getting high in New Zealand.

"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"

by malesex January 27, 2009

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Jon Walker

Jon Walker is the bass player for American rock band Panic At The Disco. Walker replaced previous bass player Brent Wilson. Jon is currently dating a girl named Cassie, and he has a cat named Dylan.

Jon Walker iz t3h seckz!

by GAHHHH WTF?! June 26, 2008