whale houdini

The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.

My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her

by floridalion March 31, 2014

Whale Sail

The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.

I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.

by LPrez November 25, 2009

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 05, 2018

Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.

Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.

by BMO69 April 18, 2010

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015

Prairie Whale

A fat woman at Country Thunder, Saskatchewan

"Look at that fat chick" "that's a prairie whale right there"

by Teibergn July 17, 2023

whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person

Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.

by Capt. Ahab! March 19, 2021