Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.
Reece: Have you started your period yet?
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010
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This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.
by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005
Get the The Vampire Illuminati mug.One who lives his or her life during the night. Most vampires have no morals, and no respect for higher authority. They thrive on having multiple partners and eat out frequently.
You're at a party when all of a sudden your homeboy shows up with a couple of chicks you have never met. "Damn... look who just showed up fuckin' vampire-boy."
by Jonathan Watkins September 2, 2005
Get the vampire mug.Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
by Mina Drakul April 4, 2009
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its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
by M.C.Jomar April 21, 2006
Get the vampires mug.A person who drinks blood. In modern times used to either describe
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
Dom claims to be a vampire. He walks around wearing a cape and hissing at people, and if you actually try to talk with him he'll just ineptly stutter about how he's going to curse or feed on you or something.
by TheWalrus November 15, 2007
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