Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do

by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+

joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....

by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019

valentines day

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

valentine

Chill out and relax

Have a valentine day brownie

by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021

Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...

What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!

by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018