Vacation Dart

A cigarette that you smoke on vacation.

Vacation darts don't count.

Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.

I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.

Mom: you smoke?

Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.

by EfKalisto13 August 6, 2025

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

Bromantic Vacation

A vacation with your Bro or Brah where you enjoy each other's company so much its almost closer to a romantic relationship than a friendship dynamic.

Tim and I had such a bromantic vacation.

by nikideal March 20, 2025

Vacation Goat

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.

We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.

by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024

quiet vacationing

Taking off work to vacation knowing you have used up all of your PTO time. Essentially calling out at the last minute

"Where's Sharkeisha she did she say she doesn't have vacation time."
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"

by CuteDaisies June 8, 2024

Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...

Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...

Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2024