This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
Get the unicorn zonemug. An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.
by Munxx March 25, 2009
Get the Unicorn Whisperermug. Flirtations, sexual, or intimate advances that will not come to fruition. Typically on the internet via instant messaging two parties are talking and one makes comments about things that will never happen or have a very low chances of occuring. These low chances of fruition are typically barred by distance, attraction, or status.
Guy in Moscow: You are hot!
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..
by hadrianm August 26, 2009
Get the Unicorn Talkmug. The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016
Get the Straight unicornmug. Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.
by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021
Get the Unicorn familymug. one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
Get the german unicornmug. To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower
by Swiggster23 January 27, 2015
Get the Unicorn dancemug.