Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Lesso June 17, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Fndhdgegvebgdgdgdbbsbnshs December 12, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Man the party was over 3 hours ago and John is still sitting on my couch drinking all my beers! I’ve told him to piss off but he won’t leave! What a fucking Trump!
by Hollowone November 14, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.