slidey trumpet

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

Trumpet

A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon

Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.

by HillaryEatsBabies November 6, 2020

Trumpeting

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.

Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-

Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE

by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021

Trumpets of Jericho

A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.

I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love

by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025

Trumpet Sex

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.

“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”

by scalleywag January 2, 2024

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting

Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025