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Tristan

The kid that buys me dab pens
Dude! Tristan is restocking!
by FUN_BOI December 13, 2022
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Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them
Bro you look like a Tristan
by WookieBookie December 24, 2022
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Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb
by LOLSDW January 5, 2023
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Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.
dang i love my boyfriend tristan
by bear5801 November 25, 2018
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A turtle who eats a lot of tacos
Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos
by Snow-no November 26, 2018
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Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.
Tristan is a faggot
by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018
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