Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

Towel

An insignificant, waste of space human being that honestly just pisses anyone off. He or she bring absolutely nothing to the table. Not one redeeming quality.

Jessica sucks major wang, I've had a better conversation with a toaster. She's a major towel.

by Itsericahaha August 3, 2016

soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019

pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

by AliceDane April 29, 2020