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cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019
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Jenny Craig

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023
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Craig

Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig
by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021
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sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."
by titoburrito September 15, 2021
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Craiging

An action where a person named Craig who constantly bitches and moans about everything that's existent in the celestial galaxy. So much to a point where he loses his friends and they make a definition specifically for when he starts to bitch and moan.
Craig walked out of the house and started craiging about someone smoking all the weed that he didn't pitch in for in the first place.
by Ilikecheese36 October 14, 2021
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Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!
Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!
by Starvictorious January 31, 2022
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craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine
"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"
by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023
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