Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.

-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.

by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.

"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.

by SauceComet August 20, 2022

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.

"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"

by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022