Tax crazy

When someone gets a large tax return and beings blowing it or having a disregard for the price of anything.

Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.

by Bughuul February 25, 2019

On-demand and taxes

Parents version of Netflix and Chill, watching movies on demand and doing taxes.

"We found an affordable movie and did an On-Demand and taxes"

by Talented Turtle April 2, 2017

Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.

Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!

by LordJenal April 5, 2022

weeb tax

The extra price you pay for being for being a fucking weeb. Usually because weeaboos drive up demand.

Particularly used in videogames.

- Did you see the katana prices?! They're way too high!
- The weeb tax is real...

by Matoi Enjoyer July 14, 2022

Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021

Lighter tax

The common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. It is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.

That scabby bastard stole my lighter again, that's second time this week he's taken the 'lighter tax'.

by 9" nanny July 23, 2016

sister tax

when a brother causes dissatisfaction or disappointment towards a sister, so the brother must compensate for such behavior through a requested action from the sister.

mother: "go clean your room"
brother: "i'm not helping you."
sister: "sister tax, you have to clean a quarter of my room"
brother: "fine"

by hikikohardcore April 2, 2023