After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
by The Double E September 10, 2023
Get the A yacht with a cock sucking robotmug. robots are machines that are not human. some robots can be male-like or female-like but usually are neither. typically created for the purpose of aiding science or other similar categories.
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
Get the robotsmug. Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
Get the dancing Michael Robotmug. A person who acts suspiciously and robotically. Sometimes seen in basketball games throwing perfect bounce passes.
by EpikPengyboiYT April 3, 2019
Get the Robot Nibbamug. by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
Get the Robotsmug. Man #1 Hey! Remember that girl from the club last night?
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!
by Rewind! February 4, 2010
Get the Robot Teabagmug. When someone's voice becomes incredibly distorted or glitchy over an internet videocall platform due to a poor internet connection. Similar to someone "breaking up" over the phone. This often happens over audio-centric communication platforms such as Discord, or in video game chat in general.
In a CSGO Game
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝
Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝
Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.
by wordier February 22, 2021
Get the Robottingmug.