1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.
by Laflamme January 07, 2024
When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by
I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!
by logitek184 April 03, 2014
The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
by Timmy Bean Boy April 03, 2012
The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.
by Concerned classmate May 03, 2023
The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown February 24, 2014
Aaron: Use your brain cells bum
DJ: SCIENTIFIC METHOD Brain cells are called neurons, and SCIENTIFIC METHOD its ya big bum
DJ: SCIENTIFIC METHOD Brain cells are called neurons, and SCIENTIFIC METHOD its ya big bum
by A_R5619 May 21, 2019