a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
by the-man-onion February 4, 2010
Get the hobo couchmug. The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
Get the hobo hotpocketmug. Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.
Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*
by Zafra Fyn July 30, 2006
Get the Hobo Womanmug. Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018
Get the Airport Hobomug. after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011
Get the hobo massacremug. A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.
by gotthatdrip June 21, 2021
Get the Hobo Landmug. A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.
A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"
Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."
James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"
Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."
James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"
Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011
Get the Internet Hobomug.