vanilla gorilla

a white man's fat large penis

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.

by jesusssss September 27, 2007

Gorilla Biscuit

Ugly Chick

She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.

by Chuck Had July 28, 2009

gorillas in the mist

old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts

"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."

by Willeee August 24, 2007

gorilla twat

a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush

sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed it up

by cage76 April 2, 2009

Gorilla Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Gorilla muff is the fullest of all female bushes. Not only does it cover all aspects of a woman’s lower erogenous zones, it grows downwards to cover the upper thighs, upwards to cover the stomach, and loops around the bottom to cover a portion of the ass. It is extremely burdensome to maintain and often comes full of dingleberries, turds of varying size, dried discharge and stale urine. Unlike the Powder Room Muff, wet wipes are insufficient with regard to cleaning up the fallout of anything go in or out of it. Keeping it clean requires bathing (not showering) in two separately drawn baths following any toileting, menstrual or sexual activity. Its owners largely belong to fundamental religious sects who know little about the grooming requirements for sex play in the modern world. However, it is apparently quite repellant to male members of these groups, who often replace these hair bearers with younger wives with less cumbersome bushes (see Upper Puff, Powder Room Muff). On the contrary, some sexual deviants who are marginalized by mainstream society revere the Gorilla Muff as the Bush of all Bush. These pervs love to lose themselves in the fecal-infested, piss-stained, dinglenapped bush that is the Gorilla Muff.

Vanessa might put out. But that trick carries more turds in her Gorilla Muff than a dirty litter box.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

dead gorilla

Harambe

Hey did you see the news yesterday there was a dead gorilla :C

by Helen Keller XXX January 9, 2017

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012