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Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.
My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.
by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016
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Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD
Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador
by mysterious fag October 2, 2016
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Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.
Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.
by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016
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Golden Queen

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.
You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.
by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018
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golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.
by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018
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The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.
After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.
by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019
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Golden chaser

When you urinate in your partners mouth after previously ejaculating in their mouth.
She was a freak; into water sports ... had me give her a golden chaser to end the night.
by Rumj4ck May 8, 2019
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