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face!porn

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn
by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008
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face-spirational

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009
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thick face

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!
by Hangm! September 3, 2020
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Chewbacca Face

During oral sex the man pulls his penis out prior to ejaculation and cums on the girls face. He then pulls her hair down over her face, sticking it to the cum. Making her look like Chewbacca.
Bro, I just Chewbacca faced my girlfriend.
by Thoughtful_Bear October 8, 2008
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Vaj Face

An insult implying someone/something has a vagina for a face.
Timmy: hey, Vaj Face!

Jimmy: ouch..
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 27, 2008
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sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids
The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces
by mr butcher March 15, 2008
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Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.
I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.
by briantroy December 7, 2009
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