Pre-Board Ejaculation

When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.

Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell

by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

The Come Up Board

A online bmx form where people can talk about bikes, post pics and videos, have QandA's with pros, Look at porn and other peoples bikes. the big names on tcub are muffinman,EGGS,TheLegendHimself,BldyOath.s3,Van, Punjab, Warren Buffet Tony. and also hated people like NWKurt and Lue630

Also Called TCUB

biker1: Hey i'm looking for porn and bmx all in one place

Biker2: Check out The Come Up Board

by Doug aka xTheLivingShadow October 22, 2008

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Kornacki on the big board

That special moment when all your talent, smarts, and skills finally get their spotlight, then you're "Kornacki on the big board"

Liza the new bartender makes incredible drinks fast that it's fun to watch. She's so "Kornacki on the big board"!

by Sylvia_Plathish November 6, 2020

Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

by Homara October 12, 2019

hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic

"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021