Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024

alien meme page

a bunch of aliens making relatable faces with memes as the captions.

zoe: omg, emma we haven’t added to the alien meme page today!!
emma: *gasps* we need to do that.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

Alien

Cosmic Nigger

Look at the alien right there

by NormalBlackGuy January 4, 2019

Alien-y

Alien-y is a word used to describe things that look like alien stuff.

Person 1: What the hell is this?
Person 2: Looks Alien-y
Person 1: Lets throw this junk just in case.

by The Reality of smg4 December 13, 2020