SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

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spongebob squarepants

the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing

fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella

by frielock May 4, 2024

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Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.

Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

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spongebob tv

a crt tv that looks like spongebob

guy - i have a tv, wanna watch
friend - ok
(few minutes later)
friend - NAWW THIS GOOFY SPONGEBOB TV LOOFROLOOLK

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

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Spongebob special

when you put soap on a woman's vagina, whilst closing her asshole with a sponge and she queefs, causing bubbles to be blown, then you say "I'm ready!" and eat her out

I tried a SpongeBob special with Martha, it did not go as planned

by D4nn7 February 24, 2024

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