spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010

spit dust

The feeling of one masturbating when they are too young to produce cum but it feels like they are cumming

I bet you spit dust when you masturbate!

by Napa313 May 6, 2018

Spit-Fister

Noun - A derogatory name for a person who fights only with their words.

“That pussy said he wouldn’t fight me, said we should ‘talk it out’. Fuckin spit-fister.”

by JonE79 December 17, 2020

spit clinic

(n.) a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.

Mary said to Jane, "Hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, let's go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "I'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl"

by lol109284 April 14, 2022

spit cookies

v. To vomit

I ate some bad mussels and I spit cookies all night!

by nrdsrfr March 10, 2014

Quit and spit

The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers

Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.

Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?

Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.

by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018

Spit-fit

V. Throwing up the next morning after a long night of drinking.

"I have a feeling if anything goes in this body other than a sip of water ever 30 minutes I might have a spit-fit."

by Creator o' spit-fit phrase August 11, 2008