Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

face!porn

Ejaculation facial.

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn

by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008

face-spirational

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Chewbacca Face

During oral sex the man pulls his penis out prior to ejaculation and cums on the girls face. He then pulls her hair down over her face, sticking it to the cum. Making her look like Chewbacca.

Bro, I just Chewbacca faced my girlfriend.

by Thoughtful_Bear October 8, 2008

thick face

Shameless, no social etiquette

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!

by Hangm! September 3, 2020

strudel face

The face made when you push up your upper lip and smile to find tiny lines between your mouth and your nose.

Look at the strudel face!!

by Ari😄 June 30, 2016

Guitar Face

A look of pain and pleasure when you/someone else is playing a guitar solo.

Wait that's what a guitar face is? That sounds extremely sexual.

by Liv Defines July 10, 2016