David

a fat linemen that sucks at math

David u suck

by Hensuw naoenrqbw February 27, 2020

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

The by far most gay person in all of the world

You are such a stupid David

by Mickle299 May 28, 2019

David

trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight

David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.

by fam master February 19, 2019

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018