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Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022
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Cactus

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone
Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice
by Tevez1 November 24, 2015
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swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
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cactus

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.
"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."
by starsforeyes September 11, 2016
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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!
by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022
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Cactus Moment

The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.
Vaktus: *says something*

Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((
by Hogsbig February 2, 2019
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