Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.

I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.

by So She Says July 1, 2019

covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 10, 2020

stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

belize time

it is the term used to give up to two hours of extra time after the given time on an invitation;is commonly recognized by Belizeans; it is the time most people arrive at a Belizean party (2 hours late); also known as ashley time

The party is 6 o'clock, Belize time, which means I don't actually have to be there until 8.

I'm late for this party! Oh wait, its in Belize time. I still have time.

by ashkash92 December 20, 2010

Greek Time

People of Greek descent are always late by at least 15 to 30 minutes.

I tell Nicole I’m going to pick her up 30 minutes earlier than I’m going to because she’s always late and runs on Greek time.

by Greekgirl88 May 30, 2020

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.

Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.

by upsdown September 19, 2010