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Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.
"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".
by Ringo66 November 27, 2012
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Skull-tears

He is an abstract artist. His name is Samuel but he call himself Sam. Sam has a lot of talent! He has a lots of hobbies (photography, writing poems, drawing) He is Asexual and homoromantic! He is an emo boy! He has a cat named Yoru means night in Japanese. He is also a weeb and a really big fan of Sonic! He is 18! Also you can't follow him if you : -15, support TWISTED-DOCTOR, ships pedophilia, racis, etc. Also never forget to read his DNA!
Do you know who is Skull-tears?
The emo artist?
Yes, Sam!
by Skull-tears fan April 26, 2021
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Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.
Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...
by meimei5363 September 9, 2010
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colonizers tears

I love drinking colonizers tears
by That1asainguy October 11, 2021
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Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.
Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.
I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.
by BigLud July 19, 2014
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tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
by Red Face December 2, 2007
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