weave tearing

The act of one black chick tearing out another's weave in a cat fight whilst several people, all holding earrings, rings, and bracelets and catching fake nails, circle around and cheer one of the black chicks on.

Black person 1: man, did you see that cat fight yesterday?

Black person 2: which one?

Black person 1: the one with the weave tearing!

Black person 3: you gon' need to be mo specific

by Naughty Dorito July 2, 2014

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007