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U-Tampon

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!
by anonymous December 4, 2022
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Tampon-Hole

an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.
Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!
by bored9thgraderinstudyhall September 3, 2019
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tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007
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Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.
Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon
by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person
"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
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