Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.

Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today

by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025

Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Tampon

Someone who is a crybaby at work

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon

by Nublife March 24, 2023

Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.

Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.

by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024