smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

turbo ass

Turbo ass is when you turbo ass your ass that is turbo.

That was not very turbo ass of you.

by Green Pug June 2, 2025

turbo twangling

Turbo Twanging a definition for a lady vigorously pleasuring herself i.e (flicking the bean)

Where's Lisa?- Upstairs turbo twangling

by babydolzzz June 13, 2017

Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.

by pozzie January 26, 2019

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024